My wife’s retired parents are working on a property renovation….
– Dad, what’s retirement?
– It’s when you’re not working, kiddo. Like your grandpa.
– But Grandpa, he’s working! He goes to the construction site every day.
– Yes, but… he works for himself, he doesn’t work for anyone else. He doesn’t have a boss.
– Well, yes, he does. Grandma’s the boss!